Small Government

We will continue to be champions for less government spending. The public sector is terribly inefficient compared to the private sector when it comes to solving problems. Therefore, in addition to eliminating Medicaid, we are striving to eliminate all public welfare programs. Too many people feel entitled to help for things like food, water, and housing, just because they are facing unfortunate circumstances. Instead, private companies can enter contracts with people in need to provide them with just enough to stay alive in exchange for their servitude. Finally, we propose eliminating all public utilities as a surefire way to cut spending and reduce inefficiency. People will be allowed to dig private wells and monitor water quality to their liking. The electric grid will be deconstructed and sold with all profits going back to residents, who will stimulate our economy by purchasing and operating personal generators; People will also be responsible for their own waste management. Whatever problems may arise from these policies will be swiftly and fairly dealt with by the power of unregulated capitalism.

Business First

We believe giving billions to a handful of companies through our Manufacturing and Agricultural Tax Credit will provide Wisconsin with plenty of great paying jobs. Unfortunately, trickle down economics has never worked. With our bailout of Kimberly-Clark, we cemented our role as a piggy bank for any company large enough to leverage their hiring power in a community to extort our state for money in exchange for jobs as permanent as coal mining.

1st Amendment

We have worked hard to prey on voters’ emotions, scaring and confusing them into supporting policies that ultimately hurt them. Continuing our misinformation campaign is our constitutional right. We will fight to ensure our gaslighting efforts can negatively influence our state for generations to come.